Asinine Analysis: NFL AFC/NFC Conference Championships
With one ugly throw, Peyton Manning cemented my Super Bowl matchup pick as wrong. Luckily, my playoff picks have evened out to 4-4, so I shall replace my AFC horse with a team that I have grown to love...
View ArticleThe Asinine Award: NFL Pro Bowl
The NFL Pro Bowl is a selection of the best of the best athletes in football. The NFL Asinine Award is a selection of the worst of the worst plays, players, and decisions. Being selected to the Pro...
View ArticleThe Ten Biggest Steals in NFL Draft History
by Rob Fee The first few rounds of the NFL Draft is exciting. What sure-to-be superstar is your team going to take? It’s filled with highlights of collegiate moments and fans going crazy over the...
View ArticleI Like Johnny Football
by Jayme Lamm | The Blonde Side I like Johnny Manziel and I can say that and it’s relevant, at least in my mind, because I am one of the few souls without an allegiance to A&M and even more...
View ArticleDraft Day? No, Draught Day!
Hey sports fans! Draft Day is upon us, so we thought we’d drink our way through it, one round at a time. Remember–the draft itself takes place over three days long, so it’s a good thing we’ve got a...
View ArticlePatriots at Dolphins Running Diary: Week 1
After spending all of last season watching the Dolphins from various bars across South Florida, I’ve chosen to retire Dolphins Yelping in an effort to preserve both my sanity and health (more on the...
View ArticleTGF: Tom Brady Vs. An Airdancer, Who Is Floppier?
Tom Brady seemed to flop in a recent Pats-Jets game. How does he stand up to one of those inflatable things you see outside of car dealers?
View ArticleA Trip Down Memory Lane with Colts Cheerleader Hannah Y.
Every once in a while a fellow female walks into your life and you realize immediately you’re going to be the best of friends. Indianapolis Colts cheerleader Hannah Y. doesn’t know that yet, but it’s a...
View ArticleFootball Study Hall for the Uneducated Fan
So you put off getting into the NFL for another season, and now the Super Bowl is coming up this weekend. Like the people who only go to church on Easter, it’s the one Sunday a year when you have to...
View ArticleBrady vs. Manning: The Final Analysis
A lot has been made of the Super Bowl matchup between human quarterbacks Tom Brady and Eli Manning. Both are elite QBs putting up numbers that no one has seen since a bunch of other quarterbacks this...
View ArticleMan Cave Daily’s New St. Patrick’s Day Traditions
St. Patrick’s Day is a holiday for amateurs and the best way to stand out is to up your game. Anyone can wear a green hat, drink a lot of booze and watch awkwardly tall anorexic girls dance like they...
View ArticleAsinine Analysis: NFL Divisional Playoffs
by Patrick Emmel It seems that the NFL playoffs are treating me like the entire regular season has: horribly. Last week, I spoke about how Christian Ponder only needed to take care of the football for...
View ArticleTop 10 Recent Athletes Who Stuck With One Team
In today’s day and age, pro athletes jump from team to team without giving it a second thought. It’s so rare to find a star player who sticks with one franchise throughout his entire career. Of course,...
View Article2031 NFL Mock Draft: Ben Brady Goes No. 1 Overall to Miami
By Josh Baumgard (@JoshBaumgard) With the 2015 NFL Draft in the books, we figured there’s no better time to mock the 2031 NFL Draft because mock drafts are the Click Gawd and there’s no such thing as...
View ArticleTom Brady’s Text Message Inbox
With Deflategate getting a major second wind after Ted Wells’ report surfaced, we decided to infiltrate Tom Brady’s cell phone and check out his text-message inbox. Giselle is the coolest. RELATED:...
View Article5 Better Patriots Excuses for Deflategate
By Vishnu Parasuraman (@VRP2003) We finally received the long anticipated Patriots’ response to the Wells’ Report, and boy was it a doozy. But as convincing as the “big fat guy, I mean like orca fat”...
View ArticleTom Brady Suspended Six Games for Sighing Too Heavily
An embattled Tom Brady was suspended an additional six games today as he was found in contempt of kangaroo court. The incident occurred when NFL commissioner Roger Goodell upheld a four-game suspension...
View ArticleFantasy Football Kickoff Week’s Top Excuses
Fall is finally here. The air is crisp, the jerseys are crispier, and the piles of stadium nachos are crispiest. It’s football season, baby. Professional and fantasy teams alike walk around with an air...
View ArticleDraft Your Fantasy Football Team by Theme
When it comes to drafting a fantasy football team, you usually want the most talented players available in the best situations available. That’s how you get points and, except for golf, the more points...
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